What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Is Tinder the best dating app?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : I'm 24.

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I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

I am so tired of ignorant people like you calling us far rights, why democrats is so educated, they take things from their own mouth, you guys are totalitarian party?

Me : I don't drink

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Do you think some men have sex with prostitutes because they're too afraid to talk to women? Money does the talking for them.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

How do I seduce my sister? (I am an Indian) I want to have sex with her.?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : Thank you.

Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?

Me : Sure.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Why do men love boobs (irrespective of big or small)?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

What should I do to get over a relationship?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Hello I am 17 year old boy and I am interested in transgender why?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

I took a video of my serve (60 FPS) and it took 0.4 seconds from my racket to the service line. How fast would you say my serve was?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : No

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : Because it's month of August.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : Tea ?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.